May 2013
hurricanegilbert:
if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier
imbringinglexiback:
maybe i’m just not cut out for relationships lol
what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back
oh yeah
imagination
ayemge92:
MERP. is how I feel right now.
I miss my dad. This just doesn’t seen real.
deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
Mike is a little shit who won’t let me sleep and keeps beating me at games. :(
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
I love my friends to death but I really wish they wouldn’t keep coming over.
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
jaesama:
It sucks when you want to rant about a book or series to someone, but none of your friends are interested in it so you just lie there in fetal position all lost and confused with no one to turn to.
Watchkimberrychi:
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
ohhh my heart…
“Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that...”
– Evelyn Waugh (via nsnklv)
people who don’t like to swear make me uncomfortable
fake-mermaid:
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
